“I am preparing myself for either outcome today. Should Kerry win [the 2004 election], I will post an important statement called ‘Time for Healing,’ or something equally noble sounding. Should Bush win, I shall post a statement of philosophical resignation tentatively titled ‘Good, Go Ahead, America, Choke on Your Own Vomit, You Deserve to Die.’ The latter will probably require a little more tweaking.”

Source: 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America – (And Al Franken Is #37), by Bernard Goldberg, 2005, page 128.
Hardcopy: Copy of page 128 from Goldberg’s book.
Where: In a posting on his website.
When: November 2, 2004.
Contributor: AIM.

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