George Bush winning in 2004 is unthinkable.
“I am preparing myself for either outcome today. Should Kerry win [the 2004 election], I will post an important statement called ‘Time for Healing,’ or something equally noble sounding. Should Bush win, I shall post a statement of philosophical resignation tentatively titled ‘Good, Go Ahead, America, Choke on Your Own Vomit, You Deserve to Die.’ The latter will probably require a little more tweaking.”
Source: 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America â€“ (And Al Franken Is #37), by Bernard Goldberg, 2005, page 128.