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Garrison Keillor
Humorist and radio personality.


Republicans are a sorry lot.

“[Republicans have] transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic fratboys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks, Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the rest of us, Newt’s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a dull and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of secular institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts trying to walk. Republicans: The No.1 reason the rest of the world thinks we’re deaf, dumb, and dangerous.”

Source: Bankrupt -- The Intellectual and Moral Bankruptcy of Today's Democratic Party, by David Limbaugh, 2006, page 240. ALso: “Pat Boone Says Keillor Pollutes Lake Wobegon,” NewsMax.com (the magazine), November 2004, page 8.
Hardcopy: Copy of page 240 from Limbaugh's book.
Where: In his article, “We’re Not in Lake Wobegon Anymore,” Truthout.
When: August 26, 2004.
Contributor: AIM.

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Deny voting rights to born-again Christians.

“I’m trying to organize support for a constitutional amendment to deny voting rights to born-again Christians. I feel if your citizenship is in Heaven — like a born-again Christian’s is — you should give up your citizenship. Sorry, but this is my new Cause. If born-again Christians are allowed to vote in this Country, then why not Canadians?”

Source: Unhinged – Exposing Liberals Gone Wild, by Michelle Malkin, 2005, pages 130-131.
Hardcopy: Copy of pages 130-131 from Malkin’s book.
Where: During a speech at the University of Chicago.
Contributor: AIM.

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