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Anti-Religion part 2

Bill Maher — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:36:17 +0000

“Whenever a cult leader sets himself up as God’s infallible wingman, here on Earth, lock away the kids. Which is why I’d like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religous cult. Its leader also has a compound, and this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats. That’s right, the Pope is coming to America this week and ladies, he’s single! Cults get raided, religions get parades.”

Anti-Religion

Bill Maher — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:29:44 +0000

“You can’t be a rational person six days a wekk and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space god. That doesn’t make you a person of faith…, that makes you a schizophrenic.”

It has Down sydrome

Bill Maher — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:28:56 +0000

Maher noted that Palin has five children including an infant â€œthat has Down syndrome. She had it when she was 43 years old. And it looks a lot like John Edwards.â€

If he did die, more people would live

Bill Maher — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:57:03 +0000

“I’m just saying if he did die, other people, more people would live. That’s a fact.”

–Discussing how a few commenters at a left-wing blog were upset that an attempt to kill Vice President Cheney in Afghanistan had failed

Religion causes wars, killing, and death

Bill Maher — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:49:58 +0000

â€œNot very much, no. I don’t. I mean, as long as there are people who think that this [i.e. religion] is the only way, you’re going to have wars, and killing, and death. . . . [Y]ou really fix an institution when it is religion. Because when you say religion, immediately you can get away with anything.â€

Religion is extremist

Bill Maher — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:42:45 +0000

â€œReligion is extremist. It is extreme to believe in things that your rational mind knows are not true.â€

Religion is bad, Drugs are good

Bill Maher — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:16:46 +0000

â€œI’m the guy who thinks religion is bad and drugs are good.â€

WMD is Planet Earth

Bill Maher — Wed, 09 May 2007 12:17:25 +0000

“Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that’s what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason.”

Religion is so childish

Bill Maher — Mon, 07 May 2007 14:16:36 +0000

“I don’t believe God is a single parent who writes books. I think that the people who think God wrote a book called The Bible are just childish. Religion is so childish…These myths, these silly little stories that they believe in fundamentally, that they take over this little space in Jerusalem where one guy flew up to heaven- no, no, this guy performed a sacrifice here a thousand million years ago. It’s like, ‘Who cares?’”

Religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:43:14 +0000

“I think religion is a neurological disorder.”