Earth First? Ok, We'll Mine & Log the Other Planets Later! Stop Global Whining T-Shirt:
(100% cotton)

The hottest anti-environmental shirt around. Perfect for those that are tired of having every square inch of land turned into protected areas.
 
Sizes available:
L, XL $12.95 (list price: $14.95)
XXL $14.95 (list price: $16.95)